Unicorn Squeaky Toddler Shoes | White/Sparkly Blue

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Unicorn Squeaky Toddler Shoes | White/Sparkly Blue Duchess Bubblegum Sparkles Squeaks can be turned on/off with a switch Breathable fabric Roomy Fit Velcro strap Duchess Bubblegum Sparkles, also known as "Sparkles," "DBS" or simply "The Duchess," eschewed the rules of royal etiquette from a young age. It's not that she wanted to disappoint her parents, she just couldn't imagine living a life banned from Monopoly or squeaking with delight whenever she wants. As anyone who has ever tried to curtsy with four legs will tell you, it is neither graceful nor ladylike, but an exercise in ridiculousness. What she longs for is a life free from the spotlight, to discover the beauty of the real world outside the palace walls and away from the paparazzi. Since leaving, she’s held a series of jobs considered boring by conventional standards: Cheese Slicer (the cheese was just too tempting) Stapler (a declining industry thanks to email - people just don't collate like they used to) Envelope Licker (she enjoyed this, but an episode of her favorite comedy convinced her it's too dangerous) Toll Booth Operator (she loved meeting new people, though they often seemed in a hurry) Sport Clothing Product Tester (that came to a sharp end when she got moved to the hat department) Despite forsaking her royal life, The Duchess' presence still commands attention whenever she walks into a room. She is, after all, still royalty, something unique to her extended family and the occasional Hollywood starlet. She is currently in the second round of interviews to become a sign-holder for a local noodle house where she recently befriended an affable dragon. While she doesn't have actual sign-holding experience, the owner can't deny the fact that a unicorn waving his sign will turn heads, though he does worry that the medium may eclipse the message. More...- Unicorn Squeaky Toddler Shoes | White/Sparkly Blue Duchess Bubblegum Sparkles Squeaks can be turned on/off with a switch Breathable fabric Roomy Fit Velcro strap Duchess Bubblegum Sparkles, also known as "Sparkles," "DBS" or simply "The Duchess," eschewed the rules of royal etiquette from a young age. It's not that she wanted to disappoint her parents, she just couldn't imagine living a life banned from Monopoly or squeaking with delight whenever she wants. As anyone who has ever tried to curtsy with four legs will tell you, it is neither graceful nor ladylike, but an exercise in ridiculousness. What she longs for is a life free from the spotlight, to discover the beauty of the real world outside the palace walls and away from the paparazzi. Since leaving, she’s held a series of jobs considered boring by conventional standards: Cheese Slicer (the cheese was just too tempting) Stapler (a declining industry thanks to email - people just don't collate like they uséd to) Envelope Licker (she enjoyed this, but an episode of her favorite comedy convinced her it's too dangerous) Toll Booth Operator (she loved meeting new people, though they often seemed in a hurry) Sport Clothing Product Tester (that came to a sharp end when she got moved to the hat department) Despite forsaking her royal life, The Duchess' presence still commands attention whenever she walks into a room. She is, after all, still royalty, something unique to her extended family and the occasional Hollywood starlet. She is currently in the second round of interviews to become a sign-holder for a local noodle house where she recently befriended an affable dragon. While she doesn't have actual sign-holding experience, the owner can't deny the fact that a unicorn waving his sign will turn heads, though he does worry that the medium may eclipse the message. More... - × × × × × × × × × Shipping info Click the Shipping & Payments tab above the listing description for more info Click the Shipping & Payments tab above the listing description for more info! Additional delivery notes PICK UP OPTION Sorry, our items are NOT available for pick-up. PAYMENT Immediate payment is required upon selecting "Buy It Now" or upon checking out through the cart. We accept payment via U.S. PayPal accounts and all Major Credit Cards, Debit Cards & Google Pay. We are legally required to collect sales tax in those states and localities where we maintain a physical presence (nexus). The applicable amount of sales tax charged to an order will be calculated based on the shipment destination's state and local sales tax laws. Thank you for shopping with us on eBay! 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